Penny, Penny, oh why? Why did you have to escape from your prison of love? Not to mention, you used your good friend Monster to get out...Crime Scene Photo.
Yesterday, Penny the Pincher had his first escape out of his play pen. The investigators [Jon, Sarah and myself] can neither deny nor confirm whether Penny the Pincher used in his plot, a poor, unsuspecting, innocent bystander, Monster-baby. But whatever happened that crazy, pad shredding afternoon, Monster-baby was left hung out to dry in the pen by himself, while Penny the Pincher did a 'nan-nan' face and pranced about the living room, a free doggie. Penny the Pincher was unusually quiet too, which sources confirm is a sign of premeditation. No charges have been filed, but the investigation is still ongoing...
Crime Scene Photo.
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